The Apple 16, it’s finally here, With cameras that can see the atmosphere! They say it’s faster, sleeker, new, But haven’t we heard that since ‘92? The notch is smaller, or so they say, But still takes up a third of display. A titanium frame, a breakthrough, right? Just don’t drop it—on day one, it’s a fright. The features? Oh, they’re out of sight, A “dynamic” island that’s quite a delight! Yet somehow, my charger’s obsolete, Every time I upgrade, it’s bittersweet. "Better battery, lasts all day," But after noon, I still need to pray. It’s waterproof now, up to the sea, But just don't test it with iced coffee! Face ID’s sharper, faster too, Yet still can't tell my twin from me and you. And let’s not forget, it’s more “green,” Except for the price tag—obscene, unseen! So here we are, with Apple 16, The trolls arise, the memes supreme. But don’t you dare say it’s all the same— Next year, we'll buy the iPhone 17.